It’s a squid based space rocket!
How does he move with such big antlers? The world may never know!
ugh, like there is LITERALLY no canonical evidence for the ~han solo: space womanizer~ head canon. like, when he first meets the ONE female character in the entire series that he interacts with he is GROUCHY and SHOUTY at her, not sauve and dashing. she thinks he is a tool and tells him this multiple times. not really smooth and charming.
he then takes to following her around on Hoth and practically pulling her pigtails asking ” DO YOU LIKE ME? YES/NO? (PLS SAY YES)” with hearts in his eyes. (Chewie probably had to throw out like a HALF DOZEN old notebooks that were filled with awful power ballads/poetry/odes to her and “Mr. Han Organa” written in different fonts)
when it comes to the iconic ‘i know’ in response to Leia’s proclamation of love, Ford has stated that it’s out of PURE CONCERN for HER FEELINGS (“the point is that I’m not worried about myself anymore, I’m worried about her” - DIRECT QUOTE), it was NOT a ‘boss’ move or ‘so swagtastic it hurts’ it was an apology that he couldn’t be there for her, it was an attempt to make her smile, to make it hurt less than if he had said the words too and then was forced to leave her. (not that he would have been much help; remember that han solo spends the majority of the 3rd film mostly blind and feeble, unable to take care of himself and generally getting in the way while Leia Gets Shit Done)
when he does say the words, it’s with the most adoring and awestruck expression. those words are fused with more than just love and respect. he’s almost HONOURED that he gets to love this badass babe and that she allows him to exist in her orbit.
AND THEN he loves Leia so much that he’s willing to step aside so she can be happy with the man he believes she wants. and valuing a woman’s choices and feelings over your own is not exactly womanizing behaviour - so where did this headcanon come from??
#THANK BABY JESUS FOR THIS POST#i am so fucking sick of nerd dudes taking every admirable or cool male character and saying#HE MUST BE DROWNING IN LADIES#SO SMOOTH#RICO SUAVE#TOO COOL TO CARE ABOUT LADY FEELINGS#like literally fuck all the way off#these characters are canonically awesome and cool and smart and heroic#AND SWEETHEARTS TO THE WOMEN THEY FALL FOR#lookin @ u jim kirk#lookin @ u john sheppard#staring directly into ur eyes han solo
The VALOR anthology kicstarter is only steps away from our Hardcover stretch goals! Thank you to everyone who participated, reblogged, supported, twitted, etc! Here’s another drawing depicting one of the girls from the cover. I did the Knight. And the Trickster. I call this one “the Bride”.
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THE SECRET OF ANGEL FOOD CAKE
I had a dream about some ethereal dog I somehow acquired the other night. My subconscious is all about the anime sparkles over kissing dogs’ foreheads, it seems.
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
birds are so cool omg
I won’t be happy until birds rule the internet because BIRDS.
Today it is time that dinosaur friend wants to travel and is looking for a new home! Perhaps they can live with you?
Here are rules
- like or reblog all count as many times as you appear on the notes (only for real person blog and not a giveaway blog)
- all people can enter, any country, follower or not, includes free dinotransport
- must have ask open or some easy way to contact at the end (10th August) and give your address
The random number chosen person will get
- small dinosaur friend
- wearing green stripe hand knit sweater
- plus small luggage bag for travel also hand made
- perhaps a few other small accessories to make sure small friend settles well
Friend does not have a name yet so if you win you can decide!
We will stop at 12pm lunch time UK time on 10th August and randomly find and contact who wins the same day probably. Any problems that last more than one day means we pick a new winner until a new home is found.
Perhaps important information is missing you would like to know? I am opening ask especially in case, but remember I am small and typing is hard so unless important may not answer many questions.
OH MY GOD IT HAS A LITTLE SWEATER
Who’s the tiniest little baby lake monster? Who?? Is it you??
Or is it you??
Are you the tiniest little baby lake monster?? Huh? Or is it you?
Or maybe it’s one of you guys! IS IT?? Smoochy smooch smooch face!
(I’m sorry everyone. I’m just really enjoying making these guys.)
These are just so freaking adorable! I love them!
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
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